Coming to a city near you!

Blood on the A side, Tears on the B side.

There are so many things WMM feels the need to do, and then there are things he actually needs to do.

Feels the need to do:

Go to the Philippines in a desperate act to try and convince Filipino people that their hero should fight him again.

Actually needs to do:

Go to Mexico and realize that Mexican people no longer even have you on their radar.

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Feels the need to do:

Claim boxing is a conspiracy for taking his belt and giving it to Manny Pacquiao.

Actually needs to do:

Figure out how to not get belted like a problem child whenever he fights Manny Pacquiao.

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Feels the need to do:

Cry Foul. Cry to the media. Cry to his friends. Cry again.

Actually needs to do:

Look up 'Adam Morrison (post NCAA tournament loss)'. Look up 'Girl who cried Wolf'. Better yet, just click this link. Yeah, their lives turned out REAL good after their little bitchfest.

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Feels the need to do:

Wonder out loud why it seems the whole boxing world is on Manny's dick.

Actually needs to do:

Get he, himself, off of Manny's dick.

I don't really wanna even talk about this guy anymore, but if you'd like to read more on Whine Manuel's Worldwide Bitchfest Tour, follow these links:

Juan Gulaman by Ed Picson.

Lovesick Begging by Michael Marley

Mexican's Visit a Low Blow by Joaquin Henson